Milky Earrings

Shrek the what?

Hallow'een is nearly upon us and this confused shopper couldn't decide on whether to buy a Shrek pail for their kid to store their spooky sweeties or a bottle of coke. Looks like the bacardi chaser won the day!

Princess Fiona and Shrek battle the evil coke can.

Cushiony Softness

Britain is a nation of dog lovers. We are known for our love of all things cute and fluffy and supermarkets make not a small part of their profit by exploiting that very sentiment. We can buy food as kibble, in cans, in pouches and in trays. There are shampoos, flea treatments and a range of biscuits and dog chews all there to tempt the indulgent owner.

And there are toys.

At Tesco today someone must have been tempted by this pink latex pig which instead of squeaking like a regular dog toy, makes a rather realistic grunting noise. They may have put it in their trolley, thinking all the while how much their dog would love it, what games they will play together. But wait! What's this? Toilet tissue? Of course, they needed to replenish the toilet paper so it looks like the dog lost out.

Designer Piggy Toilet Tissue